It's a bench.
If you are reading this, you're probably a fellow seeker like myself. You thought you would never find the piano bench of your dreams. Steel yourself for what I am about to tell you — friend, the wait is over. Oh, that we might live in such times, with benches such as this!!! The comfort of the seat! The adjustability! It is like being carried on a very cloud, and from your numinous throne your fingers will easily find their way to the dulcet paths that lead to the promised land of the sweetest tones. If you have made it this far and your mind I reels from this testimony, as surely it must, see the headline for a more measured and pithy summary of this man made miracle of gear!
ALEX
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